The Academy Awards have just wrapped up and here is what happened by my count:
- Five mothers were thanked
- The Academy was only thanked five times, (I thought everyone would do this)
- A couple of people kissed their presenter
- the word “crash” was said thirteen times
- AND the word “brokeback” was said seventeen times
- The show was thirty minutes longer than my TV guide webside said it would.
I counted as best I could – the show was kind of long. Correct me if you think I missed anything.