Academy Awards – the real scoop

The Academy Awards have just wrapped up and here is what happened by my count:

  • Five mothers were thanked
  • The Academy was only thanked five times, (I thought everyone would do this)
  • A couple of people kissed their presenter
  • the word “crash” was said thirteen times
  • AND the word “brokeback” was said seventeen times
  • The show was thirty minutes longer than my TV guide webside said it would.

I counted as best I could – the show was kind of long. Correct me if you think I missed anything.

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